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Mugabe Makeover

The act of negative change upon any once beautiful and prosperous country. This applies most proximately to the nation of Zimbabwe. Mugabe Makeovers are currently occuring in several world nations and can usually be detected by failiure of agriculture and monetary value as well as the appearace of Cholera.
Wow! Harare had a great airport 25 years ago, but thanks to the Mugabe Makeover, it's like landing in Mogadishu.
by Saiga12 May 3, 2011
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naked makeout lady

Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
by Virgin Suicides June 7, 2017
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Makeing

For people that can't spell making correctly.
I'm makeing a video that will get so many views.
by Matthew678 February 10, 2019
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Makeout kill

Every young boys dream. Usually involves tongue and can last anywhere from a minute to several hours.
‘Hey Wilson, I can’t wait for summer so I can get my first makeout kill, it’s going to be so epic!’
by thechart July 12, 2022
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pity makeout

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009
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Makeout-a-thon

When a girl and guy makeout excessively. Almost a rude form of showing affection, because there usually is a "i don't give a shit about you" attitude towards other people in the area.
Gary - "Holy shit! Mark and Amy have been having a Makeout-a-thon since the movie started."

Henry - "Surface, Mark, surface!"
by Phil Jacklin April 14, 2007
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makeroo

a guy/ girl who fucks a lot and doesnt wear a condom with it
omg john is such a makeroo. he fucked like 20 girls today
by emmamelinda February 14, 2009
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