Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note/value, i.e. spam

-RTGame
Person: "Kevin always says useless things, he is such a mailbox"

Person: "Please, shut your mailbox"
by GaeBowser January 26, 2023
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It's unwise to practice or do something like a mailbox on somebody you're not on good terms with. Not everybody is playing like you are, know that before attempting stupidity.
Turns out the guy they thought was the new guy was not looking to get in on any games they were playing, including mailbox, or get accepted as one of them. He had had many other people in his younger years who thought he was somebody to fool around with, including a mollycoddle at home .
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2018
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SailorSenshiWriter of the IRC community.
SSW's gonna be so pissed when she sees Mailbox in the banner. XD
by Bill Clinton March 05, 2004
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A tall wooden platform with a ramp for mountian bikers and BMXers to roll in from to send it on some sick trails and jumps.
Bill: Where'd Tommy go?
Jim: He's up on the mailbox getting ready to send it.
by spoonlessc August 21, 2020
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a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam
You're a mailbox
by M4rt January 25, 2023
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john is a mailboxer; john is going mailboxing
by Rendrag September 18, 2007
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Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)

Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay, shotty knees.

Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!
by fauxnature May 26, 2008
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