fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

Yagometer

A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.

* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents

In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.

My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist

by Ronzula May 15, 2008

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

Fagometer

Used to measure the level of fagocity of a person. Generally it ranges from 1 to 10.

I measured his fagocity using my fagometer. He was a 10 out of 10.

by KIutchy November 29, 2009

mackometer

A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).

Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.

This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.

Big Country: *quickly assembled mackometer at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!

Padilla: Shut up!

Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.

Padilla: Fine...

by Padilla November 29, 2006

momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Arthur Mometer

South Florida radio personality.

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004