maturtle

n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.

Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.

by Emigoodish July 1, 2011

squirter mcfurter

Master of cum
The one who women look for a good squirting time

Yo Ron Burgundy is the real squirter mcfurter

by Weenie bo Beenie June 18, 2005

Mafarts

Liquid diarrhea that sprays uncontrollably all over the back of the toilet.

Sean drank so much beer that he had the mafarts all the next day.

by Dupuie January 16, 2012

hurts magurts

When someone is really ugly.

That chick is HURTS MAGURTS!

by JenniferL May 22, 2008

mafutera

A mean and rude person.. A bitch, whore.

That girl is a mafutera, I mean.. She only fucked every guy in the school..

by Caotica June 15, 2009

MAFUR

MOTHERFUCKER

HEY MAFUR, THOSE ARE MY APPLES!

by 1969DEEEPER February 5, 2017

maurtrel

An amazing girl who is caring, and beautiful

Maurtrel is an amazing girl who I love

by Maurtrelp March 9, 2017