mad cowing

"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

-Night at The Roxbury
by Jesusss Christ June 11, 2008
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mad cow

a very rare and uncommon disease that some teachers possess. it consists of a white foam being released from the outer corners of the mouth, frizzy hair, and having no fashion sense whatsoever.
the spokesperson of madcow disease is "the fitz"
did u see those clown glasses mad cow was wearing?
by g-bug January 21, 2006
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mad cow

Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!
by Brigante October 23, 2005
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mad cow

An STD received by striking out with a fat chick for quite some time
Beckeltron got mad cow
by Aflac March 23, 2004
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Colorado mad cow

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow
Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.
by djjazzyj July 23, 2009
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Manitoba mad cow

The Manitoba Mad Cow is when you pick up a fat chick and while doing her doggy style, you squeeze and twist her titties like you'd milk a cow. Then you ram your dick in her ass without any lube, thus making her mad.
Ex: I hooked up some fat chick with a Manitoba Mad Cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.
by DJ Clamstrong January 16, 2008
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Mad Cow Displease

Usually used when one is upset or is mad about a cow
Man them Darn cow i am very mad cow displeased
by Akiozenki Sudonymus February 20, 2011
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