Mad cow

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.

Go yank on that mad cow's tits

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Mad cow

Angry Spouse Or Girlfriend.

I came home drunk and the wife started screaming at me like she had the mad cow!

by Ted W. April 25, 2003

Mad cow

A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.

When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.

by Shawn B. May 3, 2003

mad cow

v.-- to intimidate without rationale

Sally was mad cowed by some pigs for no reasons at all.

by Kyle January 15, 2004

Mad Cow

Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.

Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.

by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020

Mad Cow Displease

Usually used when one is upset or is mad about a cow

Man them Darn cow i am very mad cow displeased

by Akiozenki Sudonymus February 20, 2011

Mad Cow Disease

A fatal brain disease in cattle that is also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It is caused by harmful proteins called prions, and the symptoms are similar to Altzheimers, because the brain basically turns into a useless sponge.
Originally, Mad Cow was a brain disease in sheep called scrapie, but was eventually transferred to cows by some fucking cheapass farmers who saved a few bucks by mixing sheep brains in the cattle feed, knowing damn well that cattle are herbivores. Humans who eat Mad Cow beef develop a similar brain-wasting disease called Creutzfeld-Jakob disease.
As for the Mad Cow scare in the U.S., the cow that was tested positive for the disease was STILL sent to the slaughterhouse and its meat shipped out two weeks before the story made it to the news. And every step now taken to prevent the disease from spreading to humans may be too late because there may have already been hundreds or thousands of Mad Cows that have been slaughtered, chopped up, purchased by consumers, eaten, digested, and metabolized. Oh well. It's only a matter of time before some of us start to drop dead from Mad Cow disease.

But on the other hand, Mad Cow disease may also be a hoax because there are also confirmed cases of non-beef eaters, vegetarians, and vegans who have died from diseases that are very similar to Mad Cow.

by sarcastic December 25, 2003