Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
by victems October 22, 2013
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MUF

Every woman has a MUF
by Junkyardjimbo88 June 28, 2003
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Muffed

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".
by InflatableTiffany November 25, 2008
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muffing

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.
He needs a good muffing.
by BC Ted August 09, 2003
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muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...
by jamankita October 17, 2010
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muf

someone who does not know the meaning of the word is a muf, until you know what it means you are one.
fred: "what's a muf"?
george:"you're a muf"
by youre a muf November 22, 2010
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Muf

Material Unaccounted For
by Randy Piper(aka Shit Goose) March 22, 2005
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