Muf

Material Unaccounted For

"The missing nuclear waste is MUF"

by Randy Piper(aka Shit Goose) March 22, 2005

Muf

muf is your butt

Does muffin have a muf on his muf

Sit on your muf.

Nice muf cutie lol fuck that one.

by This is the real muffin June 13, 2016

muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 14, 2010

muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 04, 2007

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 07, 2009

Muffing

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

by One off handle June 09, 2020

muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 05, 2011