Mortarboard

The square hat people use when graduating.

"Hey, I am wearing a mortarboard"
"no."

by NicoCharrua November 16, 2019

Brick-and-mortar

adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as "B&M"

The Best Buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a B&M one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.

by Legacy October 17, 2003

Moobar

A Moobar is some kid who tries to fit in by making edgy jokes, and making fun of special kids. He typically lacks respect for anybody.

Hey, you see that guy over there?

Oh him? Hes such a moobar.

by ToastyJoe March 17, 2019

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

David Mortari

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.

David Mortari must be punished or undergo psychiatric evaluation!

by mintkid09 March 5, 2008