Nuclear horse piss that is sold as a
disgusting energy drink.
Describing
anything that is large.
The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.
A sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes
children he abducts.
I tried a monster energy drink the other
day, it was the grossest shit i have ever tasted. I poured the rest of it into my neighbor's
dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.
Whoa, that fish is a monster.
"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his
van. And I still didn't get any free
candy."