midas

Someone who brings good things where ever they go. Based off of the story of King Midas who couldn't touch anything without it turning into gold.

Stick with Gregg, he's got the Midas touch

by Gregory J. dodd May 25, 2004

Midas

Tier 100 in Season 2 Chapter 2 battle pass and alot of girls fall in love at him

He most handsome person in fortnite

Y'all can't believe that Midas is the most handsome person I've ever seen UwU. Midas oppa borahae

by K-pop lovers February 22, 2020

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

Midas bukkake

The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.

*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.

A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.

by Lalliman September 8, 2012

Midas

A person with a humungous dick.

Wow did you see his huge buldge, he's such a Midas

by Midasiscoolasf December 7, 2019

Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)

You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket

by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013

Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 4, 2009