M.B.D.

Meet a girl, Beat(fuck) a girl, Delete the girl (memory, phone, email).

When you meet* an 'innocent' young lady and make her feel good, she go home with you and you beat* it up and the next day (or later that night) you have *no idea* who she is.

Hey I'm at Miami's nothing but girls everywhere... Somebody gonna get M.B.D. tonight... M.B.D. for life.

by System1024 February 19, 2012

M.B.S.W.

It stands for; Must be smokin weed! Someone who was doing crazy shit while under the influence of weed.

*Zoe* Did you just see what the kid was doing?

*Tabitha* Dudeee that kid M.B.S.W!

*Zoe* Yeah, He must have been!

M.B.S.W.

by Tabithaftw November 20, 2009

m.b.s

M.B.S Mean moody bitch syndrome this is when a bitch is always moody

Pagie has mad M.B.S

by Kennyhunglower May 9, 2019

M.B.D.

A serious disease that may be caught through physical contact. Known as mad brandon disease.

Symptoms:
growth in chin

The man caught M.B.D. and know he will never be normal again

by gomets61 April 2, 2007

M.B.C's

May Be Criminals

The bunch of M.B.C's hanging by that street corner makes me nervous to wanna go out there.

by Nana GQ January 15, 2009

M.B.A.

Abbreviation- For "Married But Available' . disguised as what sounds like a College Degree

Girl- "I ain't getting with you, your married"

Guy- "Naw baby I'm M.B.A."

by Derreck Lewis February 4, 2010

M.B.A.P

most bitch ass playa

i dont know whatchu heard aboot me, but im a mothafuckin MBAP

by chuuch September 10, 2003