Lumbersexual

A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.

George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.

by Adam Mateljan February 27, 2008

lumbersexual

A person, often a hipster or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.

The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind

by purplebackpack89 June 2, 2015

Lunarsexual

Only finding sexual attraction towards another person while the moon is out or during the night.

It’s strange how I only find myself aroused while the moon is out..

You’re probably a lunarsexual.

by xo_silversauce January 6, 2018

Lumbersexual

A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

by Joe Corey February 13, 2004

Lumbersexual

An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.

Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.

by Frickendishen December 25, 2016

LumberSexual

A guy who takes lumber sized dong

Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual

by JonSnowMan December 30, 2015

Lumbersexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

by Rocklobster420 March 14, 2015