mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

laxtitute

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players

"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"

by Nick March 21, 2005

laxstitutes

Bitches who cheer at all lacrosse games. Girls who stalk, and obsessively love all lacrosse players.

Damn those laxstitutes were following me after the game yesterday

by meganisawesomehellyeah July 10, 2010

lobstitute

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.

Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.

by justintimer September 10, 2009

laxtitute

girls who come to lacrosse tournaments to hook up with their brother's teammates

laxtitutes...you know who you are

by laxbrosef August 14, 2008

Laxtitute

An American female who is attracted to Lax bros. They often come to Lax games or go to Lax parties to hook up with the guys. "Laxtitute" comes from the words "Lax"and "prostitute," implying that these females whore themselves for Lax players. These females are commonly found on the East Coast of the United States, particularly the Northeast, as that is where most Lax bros are found.

Lax Bro 1: Brah, there's gonna be lots of laxtitutes tonight at the rager.

Lax Bro 2: Nice. We better pick up some more brews if we wanna get em nice and drunk.

by Franky4Fingers October 14, 2012

Laxtitute

An extremely hot female that sleeps around with Lax players. Then makes them hella bomb sandwiches.

Bro... That laxtitute just went home with sam... Lucky bitch.

by omnomKonrad February 22, 2011