The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects. A logjam is also known as a blowjob.
The girl I wanted out with last night was a real flapho, the only time she shut the hell up was when i logjammed her. I wish that logjam had more of an effect though, because soon after the logjam she went right back to her flapho self, yammering away.
by jimtank June 10, 2009
The southern variation of the Cleveland Steamer. One person assumes a tri-pod position on the ground or other hard surface and opens his or her butt cheeks. The other squats down on top of the open asshole and defecates directly into it, thus, creating the "logjam."
She thought she was going to get the pile-driver of a lifetime, but I surprised her with a Louisiana Logjam. There was no second date.
by Tom Haley August 24, 2009
A sport wherein two contestants press their anuses together and attempt to forcefully defecate into the each other's rectums. The loser is obliged to shit out both turds.
by Fundler's Bane January 01, 2025