Definitions by jimtank

logjam 

The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects. A logjam is also known as a blowjob.

The girl I wanted out with last night was a real flapho, the only time she shut the hell up was when i logjammed her. I wish that logjam had more of an effect though, because soon after the logjam she went right back to her flapho self, yammering away.

logjam by jimtank June 10, 2009

flapho 

a woman who engages in incessant talking or conversation devoid of usual meaning or content; generally for the sake of audibility, and personal satisfaction. The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects.

Man, I went out with this girl last night and she didn't stop talking the whole damn time, Lord knows what she was talking about, that girl was a flapho if i've ever seen one. She drained every last bit of energy out me, i was tempted to logjam her, but for now i'm done dating flaphos!

flapho by jimtank June 10, 2009