Definitions by jimtank

flapho 

a woman who engages in incessant talking or conversation devoid of usual meaning or content; generally for the sake of audibility, and personal satisfaction. The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects.

Man, I went out with this girl last night and she didn't stop talking the whole damn time, Lord knows what she was talking about, that girl was a flapho if i've ever seen one. She drained every last bit of energy out me, i was tempted to logjam her, but for now i'm done dating flaphos!

flapho by jimtank June 10, 2009

logjam 

The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects. A logjam is also known as a blowjob.

The girl I wanted out with last night was a real flapho, the only time she shut the hell up was when i logjammed her. I wish that logjam had more of an effect though, because soon after the logjam she went right back to her flapho self, yammering away.

logjam by jimtank June 10, 2009