Mitski listener

A Mitski listener is a person with really good music taste but really bad mental health. People who listen to Mitski are also very attractive.

Person:"she's so cool, she must be a Mitski listener!!"

by catpiss69 November 25, 2021

Listeningish

Listening while multi-tasking, especially video games or anything on ESPN

Karen explained, in great detail, why she was upset. Jim was listeningish while playing Fortnite

by DeathWaffle4432 May 25, 2023

i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now

bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you

by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021

Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

by Fatneek May 21, 2021

Ghost-listening

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020

listening juice

Alcoholic beverage, usually beer but not limited to it. Phrase usually used in context with uncomfortable situations, which require a lot of talking about feelings and such.

If we're going to talk about our relationship, I need my listening juice

by black boned August 3, 2010

listening to folklore

needing therapy

A: I'm listening to folklore rn.
B: Girl, who hurt you that bad?

by iamrv June 6, 2021