Like a dingleberry (a resistant piece of fecal matter stuck to your anal/gooch hair, very hard to remove, etc) a lingerberry is the guy/girl of the group that is generally unwanted. They are just standing around, being antisocial, not contributing, and being all around weird. Usually, no one has the heart to tell them/ask them to leave. Lingerberry's always include themselves in other's plans, completely uninvited.
Miller: Why's he here? He's not even doing anything and no one invited him, he won't leave us alone!
Zerab: I know, I want to tell him but I don't want to sound rude. He's such a lingerberry, it's so annoying.
dingleberry creeper
Zerab: I know, I want to tell him but I don't want to sound rude. He's such a lingerberry, it's so annoying.
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by zerab May 27, 2009
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Get the lingerer mug.The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.
Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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Get the osama bin liner mug.A soft paper like, or fabric sheet used to line the inside of a baby's diaper with. Diaper liners are mainly used with cloth diapers, but can be used with disposable diapers as well. Diaper liners help prevent excessive soiling of diapers, particularly cloth diapers, eliminating the need for thorough rinsing and soaking after changing, while at the same time helping to provide a protective barrier between babies tender skin and the wet or soiled diapers, reducing the incidence of diaper rash.
Before putting the clean cloth diaper on my son, I placed a diaper liner inside the cloth diaper.
All of the babies in the dayhome wore cloth diapers with diaper liners and rubber pants.
My friend uses diaper liners on her children.
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by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 28, 2006
Get the Diaper liner mug.The smell of a sinister fart, long after it was released from the bowels of its purgatorial last resting place. So potent is a linger wraith that it can cling to a man's nose hairs on a rooftop in a strong wind for more than 2 hours! A linger wraith was said to have been so powerful, that after being released from its bondage in King Tut's Tomb, it still roams the earth to this very day unable to dissipate into rarity and is still claiming unsuspecting victims in every corner of the world. Clearly it's existence is a supernatural phenomenon.
victim: "Whoa the linger wraith from that incident at Taco Bell still haunts this room...!"
perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"
victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."
perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."
perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"
victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."
perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."
by Doc Awesome3 November 28, 2010
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Sarah came by my department at work today and almost threw up when she smelled the lingerer I had ripped almost 5 minutes before she arrived.
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