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Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
by nope.exe October 5, 2016
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impotence struggler

An individual having erectile dysfunction performing non-consensual intercourse exciting himself by practising oral or anal sex, masturbation or mutual masturbation in order to recover his sexual defectiveness.
Once super lover has turned into an impotence struggler.
by censor1 October 16, 2010
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litpotence

The inability to finish a book. After 30-50 pages, your attention span fizzles before the climax.
Dan thought he would enjoy that new murder mystery, but he was stricken with litpotence after chapter 3.
by knag April 23, 2011
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Blimpotence

A fat guy who can't get it up (get an erection).
"Whoa, that drunk chubby guy over there probably suffers from blimpotence". He's no Ron Jeremy!".
by Angry Wolverine November 27, 2012
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Impotence

Not finishing a sentance, being helpless.
Hey how’s it goi
(He’s got some real impotence)
by Impotent ma- May 14, 2022
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impotence beam

impotence beam is a high level spell that is cast at a target to cause permanent loss to have kids. May be undone by using a second Impotence beam.
Warrior: What was that spell you just used.
Wizard: Idk you'll find out later. But it definitely not an impotence beam so don't worry.
by Dat Wizard February 1, 2025
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Limpatience

The feeling of anticipation and restlessness when waiting for someone or something to arrive, often leading to repeatedly going outside to check if they've arrived.

Derived from the words "little" with "impatience".
I felt a strong sense of limpatience as I kept glancing out the window, waiting for the pizza delivery man to arrive.
by Ritzrandom April 6, 2025
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