slip the length

To have sexual intercourse with someone

Bob: How long were you round Susan's last night?

Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.

by Loz January 4, 2004

lengthsman

On roads, lengthsmen were responsible for a few miles between adjacent villages and their duties were to lay lengths of pipe for local female villagers.

Susan, wash your tuna box, the lengthsman is coming.

by ryc10 August 11, 2018

bermuda length

Bermuda length means shorts that are cut right at or right above the knee.

DRESS CODE:
Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES

by ttamasese May 9, 2008

Planck length

1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.

We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.

by Dani Dangerously 007 March 3, 2015

love length

Slang word for a penis

He stuck his love length inside his partners bum hole

by Random Hero May 13, 2005