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Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
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pre-legal

pre-legal:

abreviated- pregal

is a boy or girl who is 13-17 years old.

next level up from "pre-teen"
flippn pre-legals, such smartass's.

outta my way you filthy pre-legal.

i feel like im back at high school there are so many pre-legals here

person A: im scared bro

person B: why?

person A: i might be off to jail ae

person B: why you sicko?

person A: i think she was a cheeky pre-legal ae
by daterapeface January 2, 2011
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legolas

Legolas Greenleaf is one of J.R.R. Tolkien's characters in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. He is the only member of the Fellowship of the Ring that is an elf. He is the prince of Mirkwood and son of King Thranduil. Legolas is a Sindarin elf. He is played by Orlando Bloom in the movies.
Legolas shot the orc with an arrow right between the eyes.
by Cara August 15, 2004
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legal alien

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.
Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
by Marco Felipes December 24, 2007
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legalize nuclear bombs

When the nuts pop you go supa sayan and when that happen the goverment will try to shut down cuz you be too strong and shi fr on boss. so when da boss be like dammmnn yo you gusy legalizing the bomb or nuclear ibe like yuhh cuz we on the sshiz fr brotha like the money when it pop up it be coming on me it dont even matter when i see the money i go blind cuz that shi just come to me brah and like when i get too much money the compount interest be ball busting me so i go ahead and jsut frick up dawg and buy a nuclear bomb annnd,,, like shiiiii but the probklem with that is thatt uhh like i go to jail.......,.. but yuh bordda i just drop the bomb cuz we fr like that because the blacked out uber x with the whole team bussin is too strong against the us goverment
we bustin it up
yuh
legalize nuclear bombs
(ejaculates)
by i keep the seed on me October 11, 2022
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legslapping

To slap your legs and make it jiggle.
JACOB, STOP LEGSLAPPING. YOUR LEGS ARE GOING TO TURN RED.
by Fred's furry ass January 19, 2017
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Lealani

The sweetest person you will ever meet. You cannot help but instantly fall in love with her considering how gorgeous she is. The man who has her is literally the luckiest person alive.
Lealani is someone u don't wanna lose
by JohnLeggings August 31, 2020
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