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Jack Layton's Moustache

The most prominent and revered member of Canadian politics, and the brains behind the NDP (New Democratic Party) of Canada.
"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"
by C-Bat August 20, 2011
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Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them
I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his
by Reece212121 June 23, 2016
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Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009
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laiton ring

A ring you place over your penis whilst having gay sex
Friend one:" hows the bf mark"
Friend two: "got cheeky and used a laiton ring"
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Laytonsville

is a small town in montgomery county, maryland where the population is basically 300. there is a number of mcmansions. there are mostly white people who live there and some asians, blacks, indians, but there are no latinos. the median income is about $85,000. there are only 3 public schools. Laytonsville Elementary School, which is like 5-10 minutes from everyone's house, Gaithersburg Middle School, where all the rich kids come from Laytonsville which is like 20 minutes away, and Gaithersburg High School which is a fucking 30-45 minutes away. laytonsville is basically where you will find all the rich kids.
poor kid: where do you live?
rich kid: oh i live in laytonsville
poor kid: you live in a house?! damn you must be rich
by jlc93 October 30, 2008
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Layton

1. Being a knifer expert in MW3 2. A crazy knifer/ idiot
Dude I just got laytoned from across the map!
by Whambamthankyoumam69 November 20, 2011
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Layton

Someone who uses the word banter alot and starts new trends and makes up Nicknames for people like zandevious and Tyrone
Layton is full of banter
by Sniper-x-2 March 14, 2015
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