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Banana Leafing

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
by JLiebengut February 2, 2012
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Lafang

A term used by homos such as Aveuki or Hira.
Lafang has no public meaning! It is what it is - lafang IS lafang.
My lafang is well buttered!

May I butter your lafang??!!
Colb is fat.
by veotai February 14, 2022
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Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement
Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022
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mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"
by Davezor January 22, 2004
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Laying Hate

The violence of action of emptying every magazine with every bit of ammunition you have towards the enemy or intended target.
We were locked and loaded and ready to lay some hate.

How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!
by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016
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Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.
"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.
by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020
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Brand Loafing

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.
Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.
by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011
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