krumpet

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.

Look at that little krumpet. Don't step on it!

by solidt December 9, 2009

krumpy

50% goofball 49% krumpy 1% funny. Can also be used as a substitute for slurs. Plural for krumpy is "krumpies"

you're a fucking stupid krumpy i fucking hate krumpies.

by krumpy follower August 2, 2021

Krumrey

The last name of the most beautiful girl I have ever met. She is sweet, nice, and incredibly intelligent. She is musically talented, and plays a mean game of Tetris. She is very modest, and refuses to admit how truly perfect she is.

"Wow, Andrea Krumrey is so beautiful!!"

by Glaedry January 25, 2014

hot krumpet

To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.

Yep, I like to hot krumpet sometimes.

by party pimp October 11, 2010

Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

by Miguel November 21, 2004

krumped

To be absolutely shitfaced.

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!

by Erik January 26, 2004

Krumpert

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey

Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.

by Jacob R. December 26, 2007