officer krupke

that one guy in west side story

officer krupke is a police officer.

by XX_X_XXXBARACK_X_XX_ April 19, 2017

kroeker

(pronunciation: kray-ker) A hairy, foreign-born man for whom undesirable girls fawn over for their attention. Paradoxically, the only people without a shot with a kroeker are such undesirable girls for they rest on the lowest level of the desirability caste system of modern society.

Attractive Girl 1: Ewww, he's such a kroeker!

Attractive Girl 2: Better leave him for the uglies to fight over..

Undesirable Girl: I'd eat him up like kroeker oats.

Attractive Girl 1 {to Attractive Girl 2}: Did you hear something?

by kroeker March 4, 2010

kronkers

A general term for pants.

Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today

by kronkmaster July 23, 2017

kronked

to get insanely high

"dude, i'm fucking kronked"

by scrappy-doo January 8, 2020

Kroppe

An over-preppy tool who typically drives a car such a mustang but does not use it to his advantage but instead gets no ass. He acquires all the attention, but receives nothing. Typically a snobodo or a chotch. A kroppe is most regularly obsessed with gay rappers such as Drake. And PMSes 24/7.

Dude I havent gotten any ass my whole life!!!" "Dude your Kroppe!

by Mimi Simon December 1, 2010

Krooked Mafia

The Krooked Mafia is a Upstate New York gang with no affiliation to the bloods or crips. Fairly small compared to other gangs they are unified and wear the colors green and black. They call themselves krooks and call to each other by yelling K-ROOK!!!

"Yo them krooked mafia boys get it in!"

by big-j1 February 26, 2009

Eric Kripke

The most bad-ass sadist with a big heart to grace our television screens with "Supernatural" since Chris Carter with "The X-Files"...or quite possibly forever. Probably the most beloved master of horror in any fandom ever, Kripke pretty much doesn't know how to disappoint a fan--though he does get a kick out of angering them by throwing his boys, brothers Sam and Dean Winchester, a few love interests here and there. However, at the end of the day Kripke never forgets who the story is really about (are you paying attention, Chris Carter?), and always brings it back to the "Epic Love Story of Sam and Dean" (kudos to executive producer Sera Gamble for the title). He also has a way with words--hardly another series in the history of television has produced such a perfect balance of emotional scenes that hold everything back and comedic scenes that hold nothing back. What's more, despite his clear "made of awesome" qualities, his confessed habit of self-deprecation would probably prevent him from admitting any of this to himself--now isn't that just the most humbling thing you've ever heard?

Most importantly, he's a goddamn genius.

Guy 1: Dude, ("Random TV Show") is really bugging me. The creator is doing everything the fans don't want. It kind of sucks...
Guy 2: You should watch "Supernatural." I'm a huge fan. Eric Kripke loves us.
Guy 3: Eric Kripke is a sadistic bastard with a big heart.
Guy 4: Eric Kripke is a goddamn genius.
Guy 5: Eric Kripke is God.
Guy 6: Chuck Norris is afraid of Eric Kripke.
Guy 1: Wow, I wanna watch "Supernatural" too!

by PipppintheHardcore February 20, 2011