Kroppe

An over-preppy tool who typically drives a car such a mustang but does not use it to his advantage but instead gets no ass. He acquires all the attention, but receives nothing. Typically a snobodo or a chotch. A kroppe is most regularly obsessed with gay rappers such as Drake. And PMSes 24/7.

Dude I havent gotten any ass my whole life!!!" "Dude your Kroppe!

Kroppe by Mimi Simon December 1, 2010

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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.

1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)

Ryan Krippelz by At least it isn't AIDS October 21, 2020

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Kroppe • Kroppei • Koppel • Knoppers • Kripped • krope • koppers • Kopperstad • Kpopper • krapper

koppel feelings

It's a person being overly sensitive in a intimate relationship that's consists of sex only .They can also be sensitive in any form of a relationship.

Please don't Koppel feelings

koppel feelings by KiShiz April 22, 2017

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Leftover Koppel

It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover koppel.

"oh dude i was jackin it between math and latin and i thought i was all juiced out...but no, half way through latin i fell victim to a leftover KOPPEL."

Leftover Koppel by Dave Koppel July 28, 2008