Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.

Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*

kif kroker by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003

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kripked

To have events in fanon or fan fiction validated by new canon. Named for Eric Kripke, creator of the show Supernatural.

Opposite of Jossed.

I wrote a fic last year about Sam giving Dean his amulet, and they showed him doing it in last night's episode. I've been kripked!

kripked by parlemer February 22, 2008

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kripke'd

v To be proven correct in assumptions made about characters, plot points, backstory, predictions or another aspect of a television program, particularly "Supernatural." The word comes from the name of the creator of "Supernatural," Eric Kripke. An antonym of "jossed."

I was kripke'd by this week's episode! I told you Bobby must have had a wife who died!

kripke'd by RaeSofSunshine May 10, 2008

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Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.

I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.

Kopke Surprise by Arsebadger May 5, 2014

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