knoller

a person who doesn't like fun, and/or doesn't want to do fun activities

"Mark didn't want to get ice cream and play a game. He is such a knoller."

by Rook Rookington January 5, 2009

kookler

someone who looks zooted

“why do you look like a kookler?”

“i saw kassy today.”-ayden
“how is she?”-abby
“good, she is looking like a kookler again”-ayden

by kookler January 13, 2022

Sean Koller

A real mate one of the best shares epic handshake with a Slovenian man named Oslak. He will make you wanna call your mom and tell her your with a top tier Austrian Nigga.

Rav: Ayo Juan where Sean at?
Juan:You mean Sean Koller?
Rav:Yeah
Juan:Mate he’s going crazy, pulled two hoes .

by Purple201 November 14, 2019

kooler

to be as cool as a rotting pile os dog shit. also known as anticool.

that kid is such a dork. he is such a kooler

by torra borra May 24, 2004

Koobler

a meaning of being cool when some great in a cute way,

i think its that kitty is koobler

by lvll October 4, 2008

koeller

A f**k boy who has a massive forehead, long face, pretty tall but nothing impressive. He's a Beta-Male and the only way he can feel alpha is dating under aged or barely legal girls. He squints his eyes when he takes pics of him and the chick he's dating, like he's hot s**t or something. He takes pics of his female friends from behind whenever he gets the chance like a creep. Can be a total ass, and will develop problems in a prolonged relationship, despite how well rounded his life may seem.

Dude that koeller is always dating barely legal girls

That guy is a total koeller

That koeller is probably gonna be bald in his 30s, maybe earlier...

by TrueInsubordinate April 14, 2018

Karl Koller

Dolfy's phone guy. He usually calls him when he has a problem with something but refuses to fix it, even after a brief update.

Dolfy: I demand a cure for this ugliness. I'm fed up with being ugly.
Burgdorf: My Failure, I have no news on a cure. No one yet understands what caused this mutation. All attempts so far to restore us to our former glory have all failed.
Dolfy: No progress has been made?
Burgdorf: My Failure, you should speak with Koller.
Dolfy: Koller. Give me Koller. Koller, has any progress been made with curing our ugly problem?
Karl Koller: No.
Dolfy: Why not? There should be a way to cure us.
Koller: No, we can't be cured.
Dolfy: Yes we can, you idiot. The ugliness was inflicted on us and I believe our ugliness can be reversed.
Koller: Hold a moment. I'm receiving a note on our ugly problem. It says here we can't be cured. These mutations have permanently deformed us on a supramolecular scale. These mutations will continue to alter our appearance. Our voices are also damaged beyond repair.
Dolfy: Nothing but lame excuses from a bunch of incompetent dummies. I demand a cure. If you fail to cure us, I will hang you with this deformed phone. Unbelievable. They claim we can't be cured of our ugliness. Those are the same idiots who said the cake is a lie.
Burgdorf: My Failure, if you're so sure our ugly problem can be cured. Why haven't you actually come up with the solution yourself?
Dolfy: Back off.

by The Real Driller October 1, 2022