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komprobot

A social media bot designed to obtain kompromat on a person. Most bots display a fake persona of a semi-nude women and target random users by following them, sending them a friend request, or commenting on their posts. The bots encourage their victims to send them explicit messages or lude photos of themselves, which are stored in a database and used against the victim if the owners/operators of the bot ever wish to extort them. Some bots direct the victim to a 3rd-party website, where their credentials are stolen. The bots are normally of Russian origin.
Tom: "Yo man, this hot babe Natasha added me as a friend and says she wants me to send her a picture of my dick! Should I do it?"

Jeff: "Nah, don't do it. That's not a real person, that's just a komprobot."
by Sknarf September 25, 2018
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kompotik

(n) - a strong drink mixed from the following ingredients

1/3 vodka
1/6 redbull
1/6 gatorate
1/6 any sort fruit juice
1/6 any random liquor that you can

The name comes from a Russian word "kompot" that means a refreshing drink made out of water and jam.

Variations:
- Nuclear kompotik - increase the amount of alcohol to at least 60% and instead of vodka use any sort of strong alcohol that you can find. The more different thing you use, the more nuclear it gets.
Man 1: Why were up until sunrise again?

Man 2: I had some kompotik at the party last night. It was best!
by tokudu September 29, 2011
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kompromat

Collection of incriminating/damaging information or documents which are often used to blackmail a politician or other public figure.

Derived from the Russian word "компромат", a portmanteau for "компрометирующий материал", literally meaning 'compromising material'.
Many believed Senator X had been blackmailed into supporting President Z's executive order because there was a kompromat on him.
by txddy January 31, 2020
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Kompon

A process created for the world's worst power play in hockey history.
That power play has Kompon written all over it, on top of failure.
by Razzilla October 6, 2011
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kompromise

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry November 5, 2008
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Komárom

(Slovak = Komárno) A town disputed by the Magyar nomadic horde and the Slovenský štát, but everyone knows it's the rightful territory of Bosnia & Herzegovina.
A: Where are you from?
B: Komárom.
A: You mean Komárno
B: I mean Komárom
A: Fuck you stupid hungol
B: You stole our history, nyugat-ukrán
by unterwegs January 28, 2023
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Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"
by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018
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