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kobayashi

Folding your penis in half to place in a girls vagina when you've been drinking to the point that your unable to get a hard on while hooking up with a girl.
Man I was so drunk last nite when hooking up, that i had to Kobayashi that girl.
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Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.
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Kobayashi Takeru

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.
Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai
by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003
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Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.
We can stay in this burning plane or jump, but we don't have any parachutes. What a Kobayashi Maru.
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Like Kobayashi!

v.)
1) To eat massive amounts of wieners or attempt to accomplish some daunting task very quickly. Too big a task can result in a Kobayashi Reversal.

2) To be a sore loser when you couldn't participate in something and proceed to throw a fit by protesting in a un-sportsmanlike manner. Usually results in getting arrested.
Frank: You see Jack take on that pile of hot dogs at the barbeque on Friday?

Tony: Yeah! He was like Kobayashi! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
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Peter: I guess some kids are pissed about getting cut from the baseball team because they couldn't meet Coach's expectations.

Andy: They staged a protest in front of the school and got pinched for disturbing the peace. Like Kobayashi!
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Takeru Kobayashi

1) To Kobayashi

2) To eat a grotesque amount

ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest

3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.

See also Kobayashi
I can't help my weight. You Kobayashi's just don't understand.
by Mr. Antosh March 8, 2005
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Kobayashi Maru

The USS Kobayashi Maru was a Class 3 neutronic fuel carrier. It is a fictional starship in the fictional Star Trek franchise.
"This is the Kobayashi Maru, nineteen periods out of Altair VI. We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power..."
by Jktine May 16, 2009
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