do you know the muffin man

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

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I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know?

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.

Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 23, 2010

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this man is already dead he just doesnt know it

phrase or whatever used by idksterling ,commonly used for his videos where someone is gonna die and stuff but then used as a meme for whenever someone does anything,they use the caption "this man is already dead he just doesn't know it"

idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:oh no person dying
2 years later
idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:this man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know it

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount November 18, 2024

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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

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