Klinester

The Hoss of all Hoss'; the ultimate man. He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He is a ladies man beyond words.

He speaks in tongues, everything he says can be taken two ways.
The Klinester always wears sweaters and argyle socks.

James walked into the bar in his polo sweater and the whole placed stopped. The DJ grabbed the mic, "the Klinester has entered the building". The entire crowd chanted "Hoss! Hoss! Hoss!" Women swarmed him as if he were a honey comb and they were the bees.

by HotWing$ January 29, 2014

klester

Klester

A very handsome guy, caring and gentle with people around him, to strangers he might seem serious but he is actually very play full and down to earth. A Klester can be very good at play sports especially game if basketball, can ignore people’s opinion or comments but he can’t stand some one messing with his loved ones. He is all one pack.

That guy playing ball is so attractive what’s his name?

Oh that’s Klester

Hey Klester can I get your number

Nah I got a girl

by R.m553 January 31, 2021

Klister

Klister (Noun) is a sticky grip wax used on Cross-Country skis to get kick so the wax pocket connects to the snow allowing one to go up a hill on classic skies. It is used in transformed and icy snow.

Man, I got klister on my hands.

Put on some klister.

It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.

Swix makes a great klister.

by Xx_KlisterEater_xX March 7, 2023

klistermis

En vagina der ikke er blevet vasket længe og er begyndt at væske.

I en sætning: Vil du se min klistermis?

Klistermis Fisse Fjabbe Kusse Vagina Skedesvamp Ynglehul

by GreggPenguin April 6, 2016

Kiester

A town in Minnesota and also a last name.

I walked through Kiester, Minnesota yesterday!

by kontry March 5, 2011

Kiester

The act in which an individual hides contraband in their ass or vagina.

Make sure the guard doesn’t see you Kiester that dope!

by AdroJames March 27, 2026