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Klinester 

The Hoss of all Hoss'; the ultimate man. He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He is a ladies man beyond words.

He speaks in tongues, everything he says can be taken two ways.
The Klinester always wears sweaters and argyle socks.
James walked into the bar in his polo sweater and the whole placed stopped. The DJ grabbed the mic, "the Klinester has entered the building". The entire crowd chanted "Hoss! Hoss! Hoss!" Women swarmed him as if he were a honey comb and they were the bees.
Klinester by HotWing$ January 29, 2014
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an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

kinkster 

one who enjoys and participates regularly in "kinky" sexual activities.
Jane loves to get tie up her men and spank them, what a kinkster
kinkster by snack goddess December 15, 2003

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.
One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.
kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

Kinkster 

A person who is very kinky, or has many fetishes
Bob: Did you hear about Jake?
Bob2: No what?
Bob: He is such a kinkster, he was taking in the back from his GF
Kinkster by Akarussian May 21, 2015

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

Kiestering 

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.
Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.
Kiestering by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008
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