Definitions by HotWing$

Klinester 

The Hoss of all Hoss'; the ultimate man. He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He is a ladies man beyond words.

He speaks in tongues, everything he says can be taken two ways.
The Klinester always wears sweaters and argyle socks.

James walked into the bar in his polo sweater and the whole placed stopped. The DJ grabbed the mic, "the Klinester has entered the building". The entire crowd chanted "Hoss! Hoss! Hoss!" Women swarmed him as if he were a honey comb and they were the bees.

Klinester by HotWing$ January 29, 2014