Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!
by Roflcopter filipino October 18, 2008
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Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.
Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"
by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009
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Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.
by Cooncheese May 15, 2017
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kinder surprise

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!
by addigator February 07, 2008
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kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.
lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise
by ekmo fatu November 27, 2003
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Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards April 17, 2018
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Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 08, 2009
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