A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"
by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
by Cooncheese May 14, 2017
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
by addigator February 7, 2008
Get the kinder surprisemug. having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.
by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003
Get the kinder surprisemug. When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
Get the Kinder Surprise Eggmug. “Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
Get the Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)mug.