Kinch

Someone who is not allowed. A directive to remove someone from a group activity or location. Or prevent them from access. A man in Kelso, WA.

No Kinches allowed! I tried to go to this basketball game but there were No Kinches allowed. Instead of doing parachute in PE I got Kinched and had to run wrestler laps.

by NoKinchesAllowed February 21, 2024

National Charlie Kinch Day

On February 29th of every year, the National of Swaziland shall celebrate Charlie Kinch Day.

I Can't Wait to celebrate National Charlie Kinch Day this year.- Swahili Man

by Migieus March 7, 2022

leigh kinch

A ginger rugby player. Who has one nostril and a retarded thumb. He is unable to over come the force and likes to stick unsuitable objects up his nose, also if in need, will shit in a crisp packet and throw it at inocent people. abuses his girlfriend and "funny" apparently is his middle name.
:)
AS x

also known as;

Leigh Skywalker
Leighanardo de kinchy
Rehab
Ginger
Kinchy
Kinchy Stryder
Cripple
Crabby
kingo
and so on.....

"leigh Kinch what have you done thats funny?"
"everything mate.... funny is my middle name"
"ok then"

by AbbieSutter March 22, 2009

Toby Kinch

Toby Kinch is a man in his teens who already has the hairline of a 50-year-old tradie. He will try to salvage his hairline by trying haircuts such as curtains but to no avail. His saving grace is that he is extremely good at layups and can hit them very easily getting him in the As

Wow look at that Toby Kinch, his hairline is receding more than America in the early 2000s.

by Kristian Dallapama May 31, 2020

cache kinch

The most jacked 5,1 man to ever walk the face of the earth

Cache kinch is buff I wanna stare at his muscles for days on end😍😍

by Monkey hater 122 July 14, 2023

teddy kinch

a little boy named teddy who is silly and cute

look at that teddy kinch over there

by twergy January 3, 2023

Unbench the Kench

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.

It's time to Unbench the Kench!

by DanteTorn August 15, 2017