keto crotch

A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.

Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.

by Fallsohard March 1, 2019

Ketotic Shit

Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.

Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!

Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!

by The Shitster! August 14, 2018

ketomite

A person on the keto diet, especially someone who proselytizes for it

Chris lost thirty pounds since becoming a card-carrying ketomite.
I just saw Angie and she's turned into such a ketomite that she can't shut up about it.
I was going to try the keto diet but the constant preaching of the ketomites turned me off.
Jimmy is so deep into his ketomite trip that he should change his name to Keto O'Rourke.

by Creed Cur March 26, 2019

kgeo

Kgeo is well known for his skills in crystal pvping (A gamemode in the video game Minecraft in which you fight with strategy and end crystals). Although he may be toxic at times, he is a friendly character willing to help people develop in learning about the game, especially his close friends. He has a deep voice and is probably Asian, although he tends to keep his identity strictly anonymous and jokes that his appearance is that of a red triangle. His views may be debatable and perhaps a bit controversial but if you're chill with him, he will be chill with you.

Sweat 1: "Who's that new guy on the leaderboards??"
Sweat 2: "Oh, that's kgeo, he's cracked at crystal pvping!"

by Voiddle April 25, 2022

Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019

Keeton

a cute way of saying Kitten.

Person 1: That keeton is so cute.

Person 2: The hell is a keeton?

by PapPapPap January 23, 2015

kaeto

A social media user who calls out influencers

Kaeto just called out another influencer!

by KingOfTheShadowBan December 21, 2020