the kennedy package

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

Keeted

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Jackie Kennedy

The wife of President John F. Kennedy. Considered by many to be the hottest first lady ever. She was known for her great fashion sense, elegance and beauty. She also refurnished the White House into the prettiest house in America turning into the historical museum it is today. She loved her husband so much she was willing to ignore that he was boning Marilyn Monroe and every other woman in America. After her husband's brains were splattered on her dress in 1963. She went into obscurity and later married Aristotle Onassis in 1968 who was the richest man in the world at that time. But she didn't love him and married him only for the money as she didn't get much inheritance from her dead former husband. When he died in 1975, Jackie later returned to becoming a fashion icon and model and naughty naked photos of her surfaced in Huster magazine soon after. She died in 1994 of cancer.

Jackie Kennedy was definately the hottest first lady ever, she makes Hillary Clinton look like a dead horse.

by MG14 June 2, 2010

Leon Kennedy

The daddy who stars as a protagonist of Resident Evil 2, 4, and 6. Leon (as seen in RE2) is a 21 year old hottie who enjoys killing zombies and looking sexy.

Person 1: I freaking love Leon Kennedy.
Person 2: I want daddy Leon to cum inside me.
Person 1: Same....

by leonsimpkennedy October 18, 2021

Kennedying

(Verb) - To approach a female, typically at a party, and proceed to put one arm around her waist. No words are exchanged at any point during the act of Kennedying. Depending on ones mental state, alcohol consumption, and confidence level, Kennedying can last anywhere from 2-14 minutes.

Common slang used in the Northeast region of the United States, originating somewhere in central Massachusetts in the early 2000's.

"What?! You banged that 10 last night? How'd you pull it off?"
"I saw her from across the bar and just started Kennedying"

by checK August 5, 2014

John Fortnite Kennedy

The best fortnite player ever he got fat dubs left and right until he got game ended in 1969 his legacy will live on forever

Man, John Fortnite Kennedy was so cool he could one pump someone from a mile away

by S0meRand0mB0i April 25, 2019

Kathleen Kennedy

Person that desroys a movie franchise that lasted over 40 years with liberal propaganda and worst plot ever.

Kathleen Kennedy isn't ruining it, she already ruined it.

by Luke Skywalker killed by her August 14, 2018