Keisen

Keisen is the name of a very attractive guy. Usually with an amazing personality, and is always looking out for everybody else. They love to sing and laugh and they have an incredible singing voice. They try to stay out of drama but they also seem to attract it. :p They are taken most of the time, but they're girlfriend. Their smile is breathetaking and their eyes are even better. You would be extremly lucky if you ever get to meet one.

Did you hear Keisen has an amazing body?

Yes, I did.

by amandalee94 December 7, 2010

keisean

A fat dick that ruins a vagina

johns keisean ruined me

by derek cockers March 9, 2015

Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.

Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!

by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010

keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008

Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

by Zyte January 15, 2009

keiser

An elder's word for a vagina

My grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.

by garin7878778 January 15, 2011

Keiseling

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.

Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.

by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010