Kebabbing

To hunt down and capture a wild Kebab in a group consisting of two or more fellow Kebabbers and a Jaccrington. Usually sighted on Friday and Saturday nights, the Wild Kebabs are a British delicacy that takes extreme skill and sharp wit to locate, track and finally capture for consumption.

WARNING - Kebabbing is not for the feint of heart, as side effects could be quite severe, including symptoms such as obesity, high cholesterol and diarrhea.

After a night out, a group may decide that they are hungry and wish to venture out in an urban area to locate food. On the journey, said group may come across a Wild Kebab, capture it and eat it. These Kebabs are usually located in larger groups around chippies and fast food take aways. Once the Kebab has been consumed, then the mission of Kebabbing is complete and the participants can return home.

by Jaccrington December 10, 2013

Kebabe

A woman who looks incredibly tasty when one is pissed at 2 in the morning, but the thought of whom turns one's stomach in the sober light of day.

"I met a Kebabe last night. Eurgh"

by Alex January 19, 2004

kebab

A delicacy, especially on the way back from the pub.

Mweerrr!! I'm pissed man... time for a kebab!

by stray December 9, 2003

Kebabed

A synonym for being drunk or smashed.

I was so kebabed last night i dont even remember what happened.

by Pulse0021 March 25, 2010

kebabe

An attractive person eating a kebab

check out that kebabe

by stipsh May 25, 2015

kebab

Sliced Lamb or Chicken with salad and garlic sauce inside turkish bread. Often confused with the vastly inferior Souvalaki.

"Lets get a souva, nah they suck wang, Kebabs are the way of the future"

by Kebab freak January 22, 2006

kebab

Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.

"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"

by Alexander May 31, 2004