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Josh Klinghoffer

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.
"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"
by pennylane1973 June 29, 2020
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the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.
You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room
by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008
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Klingon Arse-Pinch

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.
Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006
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Klingon President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020
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Klingelhoffered

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"
by Latrell Brindell February 3, 2010
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I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011
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Kylingsh

A nickname given from family members as a small child. Kylingsh is the son of God (Paulingsh). Originally pronounced as kah-lingsh by the Portuguese and usually used in a positive way. Known for being a joker.
Person 1: 'Did you see the way he scored?'

Person 2: 'Yeah he put such a bend on the ball.. He pulled a Kylingsh'

Person 1: 'truu dat'
by SomeGuyWho69'sTheA55 June 24, 2013
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