When the girl/guy you've been dating for a while tells you they are going kayaking, and you never hear from them again. You've been kayaked.
Did you hear how Jimbob kayaked that girl he was dating because he didn't have the balls to tell her to her face that he didn't want to see her again?
by Expositioner May 16, 2017
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Get the kazuke mug.Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.
Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.
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1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."
by Kevod October 25, 2006
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