kalokohan

filipino word for Prank

tigil-tigilan mo na nga yan mga kalokohan mo!

by AjaxE April 13, 2015

Kalkowski

A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a “lesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.

Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher

by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

Kalkowski

A name for a bitch ass teacher. Comes from Andersen Middle School but the origin teacher is so awful the name can be used across the world

Person A: Dude I fucking hate my teacher
Person B: Sounds like such a Kalkowski

by Koabska October 16, 2019

kazuko

The worst possible insult in the history of humanity. It is the absolute lowest point anything can be. This definition is universal, as several alien species use it to insult each other. It can be used to describe the worst possible outcome, the worst possible state anything or anyone can be in. Using it to insult someone can be too detrimental, for it might cause them and their entire family to spontaneously combust.
WARNING: DO NOT USE IT TO INSULT THE EARTH. IT WILL EXPLODE DUE TO SHEER CRINGE.

When the day is going wrong:
Baldan: "Sda unuudur ymar kazuko bnaa"

Pope of Baldanism: "Harin tiimee sda kazuko yumaa sda"

When something bogus happens at school:

Guy: BI HELSHGUI UGIIG HELCHIISHU SDA
The entire faculty: SHAALDAAA BRO MAI CHMG 100 GARGALAA

by GOD IS BALDAN November 29, 2022

Kalakolchiki

Russian Slang, meaning 'little bells' ; Ask your chick to take a dump and instead of wiping her ass, to spread the shit into her rug, let it dry till it assumes a crispy consistency and then pluck out the bits with your teeth, one by one.

'So, Do you guys practice the kalakolchiki?'
'Once in a week, its too sour'
'Yeah I kept it up untill I got toncilitis'
'Ah... damn son'

by Lickingstones October 28, 2009

Kalubowila

2 kool. Kalubowila lists Afro-Sinhalese. Portugese. Blacks West Indies off all alike.. a sur-name mastered through out different races.

Their last name Kalubowila they're different. =/

by Kevin Groguerio Kalubowila June 12, 2008

Kalukanot

Nickname given to someone who acts like a major creeper with a creepy voice. They usually refer to all of their friends as niggah. Some are known to drive around in vans with "Free Candy" spraypainted on the side.

Person one: Dude this guy was creeping on me like none other today.| Person two: I bet ya five bucks it was Kalukanot.

by Phoenix99155 December 5, 2009