KMP 

KMP is kill me please

God sake kmp

KMP by KMPUB July 10, 2018

KMP 

A kids menu pizza at a restaurant.

Shaquille O'Neil:Me and my family went to eat and I got my son a KMP

KMP by She luv zay February 3, 2023

KMP 

Kill Mad People

A relatively simple concept, it is a show of lighthearted sympathy when life screws a friend over big time but they arnt really devastated.

Jason: "... So the stupid bitch turns around and pulls up to the pump on the other side! SHE WAS STILL FACING THE WRONG WAY"
Justin: "KMP, my friend, KMP."

KMP by Ghassan September 13, 2005

KMP 

Kill Me Please.

When you lose an argument and you wish for them to end it so you can mourn at yourself.

Pro: this fag sucks I killed him 50 times already!
Fag: No I don't ...you do!
Pro: I just quickscoped you again!
Fag: KMP

KMP by sadbacon132 August 25, 2018

kmp 

keep me posted

Tom: Yo I think imma throw a rager tn

Evan: Bet bro kmp

kmp by tomtomtomtomtom1400 March 30, 2022

KMP 

Kids menu pizza

I got my kids KMP for dinner

KMP by She luv zay February 3, 2023

kmpd

King of mass pussy destruction

If you are mobbin you are a kmpd.

kmpd by Therealbgeezy July 22, 2015