KMP

KILL ME PLZ

DUDE: I FARTED
BRAH: KMP

by KMNNNNP February 6, 2010

KMP

Kill Me Please
For when you see Gacha Life cringe or other abominations to society.

The posts on r/gachalifecringe make me say KMP.

by nitroswords October 6, 2020

KMP

kill me please

person: kmp
anyone: why

person: cuz I’m sad

by Not Chipwannab February 4, 2021

KMP

Keep Me Posted

Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP

by Famous Teacher June 19, 2019

KMP

Kill Me Please

This is something I write down (on my shoes, my hand, etc.) Cause I'm a depressed emo weeny and I feel all emo weenies should know this.
Or if people already do know this, then there should at least be a definition for it.

*Over text*
Me: KMP
Friend: no
Me: :(

by Frealitsgood April 20, 2018

KMP

KMP is kill me please

God sake kmp

by KMPUB July 10, 2018

KMP

A kids menu pizza at a restaurant.

Shaquille O'Neil:Me and my family went to eat and I got my son a KMP

by She luv zay February 4, 2023