KMP 

KILL ME PLZ

DUDE: I FARTED
BRAH: KMP

KMP by KMNNNNP February 5, 2010

kmp 

kmp is a way of saying "kill me please" during an awkward or stupid situation.

"I said I wasn't interested and she still stalks me. Kmp."

kmp by Walking Away August 8, 2016

kmp 

"Keep me posted". Used in the IM business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.

(In an IM session)
Manager: What's going on with Client X.
Employee: Under control. QA is addressing the issue and everything is OK.
Manager: Thx. KMP

kmp by Sembilan May 8, 2008

KMP 

Kill Me Please
For when you see Gacha Life cringe or other abominations to society.

The posts on r/gachalifecringe make me say KMP.

KMP by nitrons October 6, 2020

KMP 

kill me please

person: kmp
anyone: why

person: cuz I’m sad

KMP by Not Chipwannab February 3, 2021

KMP 

Keep Me Posted

Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP

KMP by Famous Teacher June 19, 2019

KMP 

Kill Me Please

This is something I write down (on my shoes, my hand, etc.) Cause I'm a depressed emo weeny and I feel all emo weenies should know this.
Or if people already do know this, then there should at least be a definition for it.

*Over text*
Me: KMP
Friend: no
Me: :(

KMP by Frealitsgood May 28, 2018