Mar 6 Word of the Day
a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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kmp is a way of saying "kill me please" during an awkward or stupid situation.
"I said I wasn't interested and she still stalks me. Kmp."
by Walking Away March 07, 2016
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"Keep me posted". Used in the IM business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.
(In an IM session)
Manager: What's going on with Client X.
Employee: Under control. QA is addressing the issue and everything is OK.
Manager: Thx. KMP
by Sembilan May 08, 2008
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Kill Me Please

This is something I write down (on my shoes, my hand, etc.) Cause I'm a depressed emo weeny and I feel all emo weenies should know this.
Or if people already do know this, then there should at least be a definition for it.
*Over text*
Me: KMP
Friend: no
Me: :(
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by Frealitsgood April 20, 2018
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Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP
by Famous Teacher June 19, 2019
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kiss my pussy! A few pleasant words that will give you whiplash from a verbal tongue lashing from a savage ass bitch, followed by a royaly perfected bitch slap. And in most cases ends in a board flip and tag up saying "K.M.P" on It, that you would be privileged to have fucker. is also the name for a skate crew that was started by Dylan Payne, the Daughter of the badass dude whom actually came up with "K.M.P" Mr. Farley.
Yo fuckface! You even skate bro? Yeah bitch, you. Give me your muthafucking skateboard. K.m.p Bitch!
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by The Sabeys April 21, 2018
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