Lmhi stands for let me hit it. It is what you say to a desperate girl who uses an internet dating app such as bumble or tinder because she wont throw leg.
Man: Hey whats up girl. Lmhi?
Girl: Dude what are talking about haha?!?
Man: LMHI!
Girl: *deletes app* says to herself, im never going to get a bf.
Girl: Dude what are talking about haha?!?
Man: LMHI!
Girl: *deletes app* says to herself, im never going to get a bf.
by Therealbgeezy June 23, 2016
A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.
Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)
by Therealbgeezy July 15, 2015
by Therealbgeezy July 07, 2015