Lmhi

Lmhi stands for let me hit it. It is what you say to a desperate girl who uses an internet dating app such as bumble or tinder because she wont throw leg.
Man: Hey whats up girl. Lmhi?

Girl: Dude what are talking about haha?!?

Man: LMHI!

Girl: *deletes app* says to herself, im never going to get a bf.
by Therealbgeezy June 23, 2016
mugGet the Lmhimug.
A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.
Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)
by Therealbgeezy August 6, 2015
mugGet the KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)mug.

kmpd

by Therealbgeezy July 22, 2015
mugGet the kmpdmug.

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