Kirtland Hills

1) Suburb of Mentor Heights reknown for rich white folks

2) Home of the World's Most Oppressive Police reknown for overzealous ticketing and recent crackdowns on backwoods stills.

The Kirtland Hills police will take your money, your honey, and your 'shine.

by Ras The Destroyer November 6, 2003

kirtland hills

A bunch of "Wanna-Be Cops" who were too pussy to sign up for Cleveland's sixth district police department. So they became uniformed revenue collectors with guns and tazers. They especially love to pull over teenagers, call their parents, and falsely claim that they have beer in the car so that they can search their vehicles in hopes of finding something to charge them with. They never harass their own affluent residents. Rather, they work the Mentor/Concord residents traveling on Route 84. In fact they even sit in Mentor City property (O'Connors Gas Station) lurking in the shadows for their next victim!

Kirtland Hills Cops have pulled over everyone in our family with lame excuses numerous times in Mentor.

by Pissed off in Mentor January 11, 2008

Kirtland Hills

1. Team of police who have nothing else to do but pull u over for no reason bec their is no crime in Kirtland their most famous excuse is "your back light is out"

2. Group of assholes who search your car for the hell of it

The Kirtland Hills police will take your freedom, your drugs, and your life

by Bigpete63999 September 30, 2007

Arthur Kirkland

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.

Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.

by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013

Arthur Kirkland

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

Kirkland Drymount

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

by Anonomystical March 18, 2009

Camp Wingate Kirkland

An amazing summer camp located in Yarmouth Port, MA, where both campers and counselors are encouraged to support each other, make lasting relationships, have fun, and be themselves.

I learned the true meaning of friendship and family at Camp Wingate Kirkland.

by Camp wk lover August 13, 2019