a demeening term used to be derogatorilly denouncing standard, seriously insulting, less formall than "you litle jerk off!" or "You little son of a bitch!"
boy caught stealing by his father at a convenience store, the father punches the kid in the skull then denounces his son as a "Little Jurkull!"
by L.J.F February 4, 2009
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This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
by LetUsKale November 2, 2011
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jurktle is when jerking off while having a turtle head poking out .
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Get the Jurkin the Turkey mug.Jurktionary: A collection of "words" uttered by John Jurkovic on the Mac, Jurko, and Harry show on ESPN radio 1000 in Chicago, Illinois. Jurko tends to combine words that do actually exist, into "words" that suit his vocabulary needs....
He blames it on taking 10,000 blows to the head as a defensive lineman for the Packers, Jags, and Browns....
the term "Jurktionary" was coined by loyal listener Doug, from Evergreen Park.
He blames it on taking 10,000 blows to the head as a defensive lineman for the Packers, Jags, and Browns....
the term "Jurktionary" was coined by loyal listener Doug, from Evergreen Park.
"There's a new word for the Jurktionary."
1. Problem-some
2. Musnus opus
3. Swequity
4. Vute
5. Unbeuter
6. Salabasize
7. Renownment
8. Dranken
9. Lambasticity
10. Streamlining
11. Shockiting
1. Problem-some
2. Musnus opus
3. Swequity
4. Vute
5. Unbeuter
6. Salabasize
7. Renownment
8. Dranken
9. Lambasticity
10. Streamlining
11. Shockiting
by doug - evergreen park May 5, 2006
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Guy 2: "Nah man, she had one of the grossest jurka balls i've ever seen."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she had one of the grossest jurka balls i've ever seen."
by googly_eyes November 13, 2019
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by Ozzman April 23, 2007
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