Ozzman's definitions

jurkel

To masturbate with profound vigor and force in a manner which is reminiscent of a jesticulating Steve Urkel.

He could not help but jurkel off for several hours after seeing his babysitter's cleavage.

by Ozzman April 23, 2007

1st PL

the most intense gang of all time

Hey whats up man you rollin 1st PL style today?

That is def. the 1st PL way to roll

by ozzman November 11, 2008

jircle

Mutual gay masturbation, usu. in some type of circular environment.

The gay children spontaneously began to jircle each other off halfway down the tube slide.

by Ozzman April 21, 2007