Jutti

A formal word which is used when insulting someone such as 'fool'

you are a jutti!' or 'the weather is jutti

by JUTTI KING March 15, 2011

Junttan Pile Driver

To forcefully give someone your Primordial Radio EG1 code, giving them access to the best rock and metal radio station known to man. See tiny cc.com/starbrook

Battle Jacket : Hey man I’m sick of hearing adverts with my Metallica, what should I do.

Me: Imma hit you with the Junttan Pile Driver.....Pow!
Battle Jacket: Cheers dude this is the future of Rock and a Metal Radio! Would you like to marry my sister?

by Bo Squiddly October 22, 2019

tuxedo junction

The skin between your nuts and hole.

I fell off the bike and hit my tuxedo junction on the bar.

by Mr. Schmidikas August 13, 2008

molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

Essex Junction

a totally ballerific town/village/??? in vermont.
everyone there is pretty much amazing.

P1: Dude, that kid is so awesome!
P2: Yeah, he must be from Essex Junction.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM802 July 18, 2009

Jerk-Off-Junction

An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.

we are entering Jerk-Off-junction, watch for porn shops.

by head laceration July 15, 2010